Your An 80′s Child If…?

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You’re an 80′s Child if…….
- You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block
members.
- You wanted to be on StarSearch.
- You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like
before his nose fell off. Or even when he had those
freaky eyes in “Thriller” at the end of the video.
- You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist
bands at some point during your youth.
- You wore french rolls on the bottom of your splatter
painted jeans.
- You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own
shirt at least once.
- You owned a doll with ‘Xavier Roberts’ signed on
it’s butt.
- You knew what Willis was “talkin’ ’bout.”
- You know the profound meaning of “Wax on, Wax off.”
- You can name at least half of the members of the
elite “Brat Pack.”
- You can remember watching full house and saved by
the bell for endless hours.
- You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.
- You know that another name for a keyboard is a
“Synthesizer.”
- You hold a special place in your heart for “Back to
the Future.”
- You know where to go if you “wanna go where
everybody knows your name.”
- You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool. (Was
there an 80′s movie she WASN’T in?)
- You know what “Sike” means.
- You fell victim to 80′s fashion: big hair, crimped,
combed over to the side, and you wore spandex pants
- You wanted to be a Goonie (“Goonies never say die.”)
- You’ve heard of Garbage Pail Kids.
- You knew “The Artist” when he was humbly called
“Prince.”
- You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he
played “Sam” to be.
- You ever wore flourescent -neon if you will
clothing…(or nailpolish)
- You could breakdance, or wished you could.
- You know who Max Headroom is.
- You remember when ATARI2 was a state of the art
video game system. (Remember Pong)
- You know all the words to “ice ice baby”.
- You remember M.C hammer.
- You can still sing the rap to “fresh Prince of
BelAir”.
- You own any cassettes.
- You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we’d
all be living on the moon.
- You remember and/or own any of the CareBear Glass
collection from Pizza Hut.
- Poltergeist freaked you out.
- You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an
ET lunchbox.
- You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY
female smurf.
- You wanted to communicate with some being named
Cinergy, or you wanted green hair like that lead
singer of the Misfits.
- You know what a Doozer is.
- You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and
felt stylish.
- You ever had a Swatch Watch.
- You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect
the care-bear stare.
- You had a crush on one of the Coreys (Haim or
Feldman).
- You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
- You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.
- You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
- You Believed that “By the power of Greyskull, you
HAD the power!”
- You thought that Transformers were more than meets
the eye.
- You know what a “Whammee” is. (“No Whammy, no
whammy, stop!!”)
- Partying “like it’s 1999″ seemed SO far away